If Willow Rosenberg, Londo Molari, and Geordi Laforge ate Lex Luthor's surprise birthday cake, what would Lex do to get them back?
The Real Reason Lex Luthor became evil, revealed for the first time...
“Did you see who did this?” he asked, his voice low and laced with menace.
“N-no, Mister Luthor, but the security cameras caught it all.”
“Then it's fortunate for you I paid more for those cameras than I spend on your salary in a year. Bring me that tape. I'm going to destroy their families, their friends...and then? Then I'm going to destroy...the world! Nobody ruins Lex Luthor's birthday party and gets away with it. Nobody!”
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If Peter Pevensie, Lorn, Mister Tumnus, and G'Kar got trapped on a desert island, who would be killed and eaten first when they resort to cannibalism?
“So, my new friends, who's up for some karaoke?” Lorn asked with a bright smile.
“What is karaoke?” G'Kar asked disdainfully.
“Singing,” Peter replied. “I...I suppose we could sing.”
“I love music!” Mr. Tumnus agreed. “Too bad I lost my pipes in the ocean. Me first!”
Lorn watched the other three as they performed. As G'Kar sang, Lorn's face contorted in horror. He slipped away into the dense jungle, vowing not to return until the Narn was much...weaker.
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If Gul Dukat, Chloe Sullivan, Green Arrow, and Uhura were trapped in a cave, who would sleep with who for warmth?
“Let's go into the cave, she said. What could possibly go wrong, she said?”
“Oliver,” Chloe snapped, “not helping. Besides, my research showed there were lots of anomalies in this cave. There could be meteor victims.”
“And now we're the victims. Of a cave in! I guess you didn't research to see if this area had seismic activity, too?” Queen snapped.
“Captain? Is that you?”
“Quiet,” Chloe whispered. “Did you hear something?”
“If I were you, I'd turn around very slowly,” a smooth male voice cut in.
As the two turned, a pretty dark skinned woman in a short red dress rounded a boulder, staring past them at the reptilian speaker. “What...are you?” she breathed.
“It's OK,” Chloe said. “I've seen people like him before. Just...put down the gun, Mister. My friend and I...Mister Queen here and I...we can help you. You've been exposed to Kryptonite.”
Oliver smirked. “You can help him all you want. I think I'll be helping her. It's pretty cold in here, wouldn't you say?”
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If Sulu, Garak, and The White Witch had the opportunity to conquer the world, how would they do it?
“I will make it always winter and never Christmas!”
“I...don't think you can do that. I'm really not on board--”
*zot*
“Do you have anything to say about my plan...minion?”
“It sounds lovely. Christmas is very overrated,” Garak said with his blandest smile. It beat being turned to stone, and the witch had to sleep sometime, didn't she?
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Date: 2010-04-01 02:07 am (UTC)The Real Reason Lex Luthor became evil, revealed for the first time...
“Did you see who did this?” he asked, his voice low and laced with menace.
“N-no, Mister Luthor, but the security cameras caught it all.”
“Then it's fortunate for you I paid more for those cameras than I spend on your salary in a year. Bring me that tape. I'm going to destroy their families, their friends...and then? Then I'm going to destroy...the world! Nobody ruins Lex Luthor's birthday party and gets away with it. Nobody!”
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If Peter Pevensie, Lorn, Mister Tumnus, and G'Kar got trapped on a desert island, who would be killed and eaten first when they resort to cannibalism?
“So, my new friends, who's up for some karaoke?” Lorn asked with a bright smile.
“What is karaoke?” G'Kar asked disdainfully.
“Singing,” Peter replied. “I...I suppose we could sing.”
“I love music!” Mr. Tumnus agreed. “Too bad I lost my pipes in the ocean. Me first!”
Lorn watched the other three as they performed. As G'Kar sang, Lorn's face contorted in horror. He slipped away into the dense jungle, vowing not to return until the Narn was much...weaker.
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If Gul Dukat, Chloe Sullivan, Green Arrow, and Uhura were trapped in a cave, who would sleep with who for warmth?
“Let's go into the cave, she said. What could possibly go wrong, she said?”
“Oliver,” Chloe snapped, “not helping. Besides, my research showed there were lots of anomalies in this cave. There could be meteor victims.”
“And now we're the victims. Of a cave in! I guess you didn't research to see if this area had seismic activity, too?” Queen snapped.
“Captain? Is that you?”
“Quiet,” Chloe whispered. “Did you hear something?”
“If I were you, I'd turn around very slowly,” a smooth male voice cut in.
As the two turned, a pretty dark skinned woman in a short red dress rounded a boulder, staring past them at the reptilian speaker. “What...are you?” she breathed.
“It's OK,” Chloe said. “I've seen people like him before. Just...put down the gun, Mister. My friend and I...Mister Queen here and I...we can help you. You've been exposed to Kryptonite.”
Oliver smirked. “You can help him all you want. I think I'll be helping her. It's pretty cold in here, wouldn't you say?”
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If Sulu, Garak, and The White Witch had the opportunity to conquer the world, how would they do it?
“I will make it always winter and never Christmas!”
“I...don't think you can do that. I'm really not on board--”
*zot*
“Do you have anything to say about my plan...minion?”
“It sounds lovely. Christmas is very overrated,” Garak said with his blandest smile. It beat being turned to stone, and the witch had to sleep sometime, didn't she?