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Crossover Meme
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taricalmcacil
Pick 12 characters without looking at the questions below the cut. Then post your answers.
Be warned: there are 50 questions, so this is not a quick meme, and some of the topics covered are borderline NSFW. But it's very entertaining.
1. Gul Dukat (Star Trek: Deep Space 9)
2. Clark Kent/Superman (Smallville)
3. Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel)
4. Dana Scully (The X-Files)
5. Elim Garak (Star Trek: Deep Space 9)
6. David Bruce Banner (The Incredible Hulk TV show)
7. Max Guevara (Dark Angel)
8. Lois Lane (Smallville)
9. The Maxx (The Maxx comic)
10. Mr. Sinister (The X-Men)
11. Dr. Miles Hawkins (M.A.N.T.I.S.)
12. Devon Adair (Earth 2)
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No. I doubt seriously one was ever written, and even though Dr. Banner and Dr. Hawkins might have a lot in common, being geniuses in their fields and protecting secret identities, I don't think the two would have much chemistry.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Dana Scully is smokin' hot!
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
It would involve high tech manipulation of inserting DNA from one of Devon's eggs into a sperm cell that had been emptied of its contents and either a turkey baster surprise for Lois or the more certain in vitro fertilization. I don't think Lois or Devon would be pleased and would be out for blood for whoever did it to them.
4) Do you recall any good fics about Nine?
Just the comic itself. I never saw "the Maxx" fanfic.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
No, I don't think Clark and David would make a good couple. For one thing, David is way too old for Clark. For another, he's too paranoid, and so is Clark. They'd both be trying to hide their own secret identities from each other. Eventually, Clark would piss David off. Hulk would come out and get his ass thoroughly trounced by Superman, which would drive him into ever increasing bouts of rage...yeah. Not a good thing.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Oh, God, Garak and Mr. Sinister ALL the way. Just...look out, universe.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Not much. Max would just shrug and walk out. Clark and Devon might find it embarrassing, but they'd get over it.
8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a Three/Ten fic.
The vampire Spike is drawn to power and those who have it, but when he meets Mr. Sinister, geneticist and mutant master extraordinaire, he may have bitten off more than he can chew.
9) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
No. There would be nothing fluffy about a pairing of Gul Dukat and Smallville's Lois Lane. Fireworks might fly, but it wouldn't be cute.
10) Suggest a title for a One/Five Hurt/Comfort fic.
"The Assassination". Garak would hurt Dukat to death and take great comfort in this. The end.
11) What kind of plot would you use for a Three/Eleven fic?
Dr. Hawkins would capture Spike while fighting crime in his M.A.N.T.I.S. suit. Hilarity would ensue.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read number Seven het? What about Nine slash?
Very doubtful on both. Dark Angel didn't last very long, and the Maxx isn't a sexual being at all.
13) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
"Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake. Lois loves Whitesnake.
14) If you wrote a Two/Three/Six fic, what would the warning be?
Superman, Spike, and Hulk? O.O Ummmm, violence. Lots and lots of violence.
15) What would be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Superman to Mr. Sinister: "Hey, watch this..."
16) Challenge: Write a drabble-fic for Ten/Eight.
17) Would you ever write a Nine/Seven fic?
The Maax meets Max? Nah.
18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Alien abduction. Scully would insist on seeing Dukat's boy parts before accepting he was really an alien, and just to be sure...you know...that it's not some sort of elaborate prosthetic...
19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Not that I'm aware of.
20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
It's possible somebody on my f-list is into Spike/Buffy. Sure.
21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I strongly doubt it. M.A.N.T.I.S. was short-lived and quite silly, but fun.
22) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Superman/Scully/Garak? No, but the thought makes me cackle. Wildly.
23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
I can't see Mr. Sinister screaming, in passion or otherwise.
24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Yesterday. I loves me some Garak fics.
25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
He likes toes. Shhhh.
26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
No. He would not do him in a car; he would not do him in a bar.
He would not do him here, or there. He would not do him anywhere.
Drunk or sober, makes no mind.
He would not do mouth or behind.
27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
They'd have hellacious fun finding that out. My money is on Max. She's genetically enhanced, and Spike secretly likes being dominated.
28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Gul Dukat and the Maxx are in a relationship. Well, you can just stop right there. It doesn't get any better or more plausible. One, Gul Dukat would never take love advice from Elim Garak, and two, if Elim Garak told Gul Dukat to get in a relationship with Superman, it would only be because he wanted him arrested or dead. Would I read this? HALE no. If you would, write it yourself. :P
29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Max and Lois? Jesus H. that's HOT.
30) Does Ten strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?
Mr. Sinister is the consummate voyeur on pretty much every level imaginable...except for titillation. His interest is purely...scientific. Comes with the whole servant of Apocalypse gig.
31) Who of the list would Eleven most likely bottom to?
Probably Scully. He'd be attracted to her intellect and her take charge attitude.
32) Would you rather do Three or Five?
DAMN YOU! NOT A FAIR QUESTION!! I drink the fifth and then do both of them like a filthy whore. Twice.
33) Which of Four and One would you rather have do you?
Scully. Dukat may be sexy, but there's this little matter of he's totally fucked in the head! Hard to get around...
34) Twelve and Two are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
Clark: I need to pull out...
Devon: It's OK. I'm on the pill.
Clark: No, you don't understand, I need to...unf...
Devon: AAAAAAUUUGHHHH!
Pilot: Mayday! Mayday! Tower control, we are going down. I repeat, we are going down! The entire cabin has been depressurized!
35) How much would you pay to see naked pictures of Eleven? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
I wouldn't. I haven't, and I have no idea. Do your own internet search, skeeve pants.
36) Where are Five and Nine most likely to have sex?
They aren't. Ever. La, la, la, IsaidEVER!
37) When Twelve masturbates, whom does he/she think about?
Probably John Danziger.
38) What is Eleven's favorite sex toy?
Eleven is a paraplegic. He doesn't really...do that...these days. Way to rub it in. :/
39) Come up with a title for a Twelve/Seven/One threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
"Two on One? No Fair!" No, I wouldn't read a Devon/Max/Dukat fic, and I damn sure wouldn't write it. Warnings would be violence, adult language, and character death. Guess which character. Heh.
40) Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, Two or Six?
Clark. He knows he can get free if he has to. David would be too afraid of having Hulk triggered.
41) If Eleven and Three are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Spike, definitely. He can't keep his mouth shut. Miles would probably just leave him for being too indiscreet.
42) As a birthday present, Seven's longtime lover Five offers to do whatever Seven wants in bed. What's Seven's secret birthday wish?
Max wants a great...big...breakfast in bed, and NO fish juice, Garak!
43) Choose a food item for Four & Twelve to use together.
Scully and Devon? Strawberries.
44) Eight and Four are in a fulltime D/s relationship. Who's the top?
Lois. She's too bossy ever to be the sub.
45) Which fetish is Nine least likely to indulge?
Any of them. He doesn't do the whole sex thing.
46)a What would you do if you had Eight naked, willing, and ready in your bed?
I'd try to find out what in the hell was wrong with her, because I know Lois is straight, and I'm pretty sure she'd kick my ass for taking advantage of her condition once she was returned back to her normal self by the heroic efforts of Superman.
46)b What would Five do if he/she had Eight naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
He'd take full advantage of the situation and thoroughly convince her that he was also under the influence of whatever made her want him as bad as she did, because that's how Garak rolls.
47) Ten gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for Nine. Where is it? What does it say?
Unless it's an adamantium tattoo needle, it's not going to penetrate Mr. Sinister's skin. He's not the undying love type anyway. He's the clone you if you're useful type, and I don't think he'd have much use for the Maxx once he decided he wasn't a mutant.
48) Imagine that Two writes erotic Eleven/Six fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
Two doctors are bound by the secrets they keep... God, this is stupid. I have some horses to feed...
49) If Two walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would Eight react?
"Smallville? What the hell?! Put some clothes on; Lana isn't here!! Oh, god, my eyes...I'm blind. You blinded me, Clark. Are you happy?!"
50) Who's Four's secret admirer?
Garak admires Scully's skepticism and deductive reasoning, totally! Of course, now that you know, he has to kill you.
taricalmcacil Pick 12 characters without looking at the questions below the cut. Then post your answers.
Be warned: there are 50 questions, so this is not a quick meme, and some of the topics covered are borderline NSFW. But it's very entertaining.
1. Gul Dukat (Star Trek: Deep Space 9)
2. Clark Kent/Superman (Smallville)
3. Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel)
4. Dana Scully (The X-Files)
5. Elim Garak (Star Trek: Deep Space 9)
6. David Bruce Banner (The Incredible Hulk TV show)
7. Max Guevara (Dark Angel)
8. Lois Lane (Smallville)
9. The Maxx (The Maxx comic)
10. Mr. Sinister (The X-Men)
11. Dr. Miles Hawkins (M.A.N.T.I.S.)
12. Devon Adair (Earth 2)
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No. I doubt seriously one was ever written, and even though Dr. Banner and Dr. Hawkins might have a lot in common, being geniuses in their fields and protecting secret identities, I don't think the two would have much chemistry.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Dana Scully is smokin' hot!
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
It would involve high tech manipulation of inserting DNA from one of Devon's eggs into a sperm cell that had been emptied of its contents and either a turkey baster surprise for Lois or the more certain in vitro fertilization. I don't think Lois or Devon would be pleased and would be out for blood for whoever did it to them.
4) Do you recall any good fics about Nine?
Just the comic itself. I never saw "the Maxx" fanfic.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
No, I don't think Clark and David would make a good couple. For one thing, David is way too old for Clark. For another, he's too paranoid, and so is Clark. They'd both be trying to hide their own secret identities from each other. Eventually, Clark would piss David off. Hulk would come out and get his ass thoroughly trounced by Superman, which would drive him into ever increasing bouts of rage...yeah. Not a good thing.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Oh, God, Garak and Mr. Sinister ALL the way. Just...look out, universe.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Not much. Max would just shrug and walk out. Clark and Devon might find it embarrassing, but they'd get over it.
8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a Three/Ten fic.
The vampire Spike is drawn to power and those who have it, but when he meets Mr. Sinister, geneticist and mutant master extraordinaire, he may have bitten off more than he can chew.
9) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
No. There would be nothing fluffy about a pairing of Gul Dukat and Smallville's Lois Lane. Fireworks might fly, but it wouldn't be cute.
10) Suggest a title for a One/Five Hurt/Comfort fic.
"The Assassination". Garak would hurt Dukat to death and take great comfort in this. The end.
11) What kind of plot would you use for a Three/Eleven fic?
Dr. Hawkins would capture Spike while fighting crime in his M.A.N.T.I.S. suit. Hilarity would ensue.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read number Seven het? What about Nine slash?
Very doubtful on both. Dark Angel didn't last very long, and the Maxx isn't a sexual being at all.
13) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
"Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake. Lois loves Whitesnake.
14) If you wrote a Two/Three/Six fic, what would the warning be?
Superman, Spike, and Hulk? O.O Ummmm, violence. Lots and lots of violence.
15) What would be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Superman to Mr. Sinister: "Hey, watch this..."
16) Challenge: Write a drabble-fic for Ten/Eight.
The Interview
Lois tugged her skirt hem as she crossed her legs and smiled broadly. “So, Doctor Essex, you were saying?”
The man smiled a thin smile in return. Something about it gave Lois the creeps. “Miss Lane, what do you know of manifest destiny?”
She checked her watch. “I...ah...know I was destined to meet someone for lunch a half hour ago. Time flies when you're having fun. Maybe we can finish the interview another time?”
“Perhaps,” the black haired man said.
As Lois left, she sighed. Why did all the cute ones have to be so sinister?
17) Would you ever write a Nine/Seven fic?
The Maax meets Max? Nah.
18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Alien abduction. Scully would insist on seeing Dukat's boy parts before accepting he was really an alien, and just to be sure...you know...that it's not some sort of elaborate prosthetic...
19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Not that I'm aware of.
20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
It's possible somebody on my f-list is into Spike/Buffy. Sure.
21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I strongly doubt it. M.A.N.T.I.S. was short-lived and quite silly, but fun.
22) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Superman/Scully/Garak? No, but the thought makes me cackle. Wildly.
23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
I can't see Mr. Sinister screaming, in passion or otherwise.
24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Yesterday. I loves me some Garak fics.
25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
He likes toes. Shhhh.
26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
No. He would not do him in a car; he would not do him in a bar.
He would not do him here, or there. He would not do him anywhere.
Drunk or sober, makes no mind.
He would not do mouth or behind.
27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
They'd have hellacious fun finding that out. My money is on Max. She's genetically enhanced, and Spike secretly likes being dominated.
28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Gul Dukat and the Maxx are in a relationship. Well, you can just stop right there. It doesn't get any better or more plausible. One, Gul Dukat would never take love advice from Elim Garak, and two, if Elim Garak told Gul Dukat to get in a relationship with Superman, it would only be because he wanted him arrested or dead. Would I read this? HALE no. If you would, write it yourself. :P
29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Max and Lois? Jesus H. that's HOT.
30) Does Ten strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?
Mr. Sinister is the consummate voyeur on pretty much every level imaginable...except for titillation. His interest is purely...scientific. Comes with the whole servant of Apocalypse gig.
31) Who of the list would Eleven most likely bottom to?
Probably Scully. He'd be attracted to her intellect and her take charge attitude.
32) Would you rather do Three or Five?
DAMN YOU! NOT A FAIR QUESTION!! I drink the fifth and then do both of them like a filthy whore. Twice.
33) Which of Four and One would you rather have do you?
Scully. Dukat may be sexy, but there's this little matter of he's totally fucked in the head! Hard to get around...
34) Twelve and Two are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
Clark: I need to pull out...
Devon: It's OK. I'm on the pill.
Clark: No, you don't understand, I need to...unf...
Devon: AAAAAAUUUGHHHH!
Pilot: Mayday! Mayday! Tower control, we are going down. I repeat, we are going down! The entire cabin has been depressurized!
35) How much would you pay to see naked pictures of Eleven? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
I wouldn't. I haven't, and I have no idea. Do your own internet search, skeeve pants.
36) Where are Five and Nine most likely to have sex?
They aren't. Ever. La, la, la, IsaidEVER!
37) When Twelve masturbates, whom does he/she think about?
Probably John Danziger.
38) What is Eleven's favorite sex toy?
Eleven is a paraplegic. He doesn't really...do that...these days. Way to rub it in. :/
39) Come up with a title for a Twelve/Seven/One threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
"Two on One? No Fair!" No, I wouldn't read a Devon/Max/Dukat fic, and I damn sure wouldn't write it. Warnings would be violence, adult language, and character death. Guess which character. Heh.
40) Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, Two or Six?
Clark. He knows he can get free if he has to. David would be too afraid of having Hulk triggered.
41) If Eleven and Three are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Spike, definitely. He can't keep his mouth shut. Miles would probably just leave him for being too indiscreet.
42) As a birthday present, Seven's longtime lover Five offers to do whatever Seven wants in bed. What's Seven's secret birthday wish?
Max wants a great...big...breakfast in bed, and NO fish juice, Garak!
43) Choose a food item for Four & Twelve to use together.
Scully and Devon? Strawberries.
44) Eight and Four are in a fulltime D/s relationship. Who's the top?
Lois. She's too bossy ever to be the sub.
45) Which fetish is Nine least likely to indulge?
Any of them. He doesn't do the whole sex thing.
46)a What would you do if you had Eight naked, willing, and ready in your bed?
I'd try to find out what in the hell was wrong with her, because I know Lois is straight, and I'm pretty sure she'd kick my ass for taking advantage of her condition once she was returned back to her normal self by the heroic efforts of Superman.
46)b What would Five do if he/she had Eight naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
He'd take full advantage of the situation and thoroughly convince her that he was also under the influence of whatever made her want him as bad as she did, because that's how Garak rolls.
47) Ten gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for Nine. Where is it? What does it say?
Unless it's an adamantium tattoo needle, it's not going to penetrate Mr. Sinister's skin. He's not the undying love type anyway. He's the clone you if you're useful type, and I don't think he'd have much use for the Maxx once he decided he wasn't a mutant.
48) Imagine that Two writes erotic Eleven/Six fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
49) If Two walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would Eight react?
"Smallville? What the hell?! Put some clothes on; Lana isn't here!! Oh, god, my eyes...I'm blind. You blinded me, Clark. Are you happy?!"
50) Who's Four's secret admirer?
Garak admires Scully's skepticism and deductive reasoning, totally! Of course, now that you know, he has to kill you.
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